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Miri - 15 - Germany
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  • Period: You want cookies
    Period: You want to fuck
    Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
    Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
    Period: Kill them.
    Period: Kill them too.
    Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
    Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
    Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
    Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
    Klubtour 2014 - Hamburg & Berlin.

    kraftklub:

    Geil! Endlich wieder Punktespiel!
    Die süßen Bois unserer aktuellen Vorgruppe Zugezogen Maskulin haben sich bereit erklärt, das teuflische Tourspiel mit uns zu spielen.
    Im Prinzip gibt es keine Regeln. Die eine Band schlägt der anderen Band Aktionen vor, um Punkte zu sammeln. Diese Aktionen sind…

    lanadelblu-ray:

    therainssmallhands:

    turntechstridercest:

    jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

    doctorrivaille:

    rapunzelie:

    sb5ive:

    rapunzelie:

    new undies: cute
    stretchmarks: also cute

    No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

    hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

    all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

    1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
    2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
    3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
    4. also fuck you.

    I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

    FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

    You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

    (via inzehntausendjahren)

    oversized-paradise:

    littl3-0ld-m3:

    showmyspine:

    ishsweeney:

    myintriguing:

    My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

    This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr

    Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.

    Literally the third time reblogging this, no regrets

    Oh my god ahhahahaha

    (via inzehntausendjahren)

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